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STATEMENTS DO NOT GET TRUER THAN THIS
((YOU GUYS ARE BREAKING ME LOL SDLFHLSDHFKSDLF))
Wh…..What?
If you were a chick magnet LIKE THE GREAT GUERTENA you WOULD FUCK BOTH
I-I’m not that kind of man! I would never do such a thing!
ALRIGHT EVERYBODY WHO HAS THEORIES…
A-Ah! Well then, it’s not the size of the muscles, anyway!
[He puts his coat back on.]
It’s about being a gentleman! That’s where the true manly strength is from!
Wh…..What?
If you were a chick magnet LIKE THE GREAT GUERTENA you WOULD FUCK BOTH
I-I’m not that kind of man! I would never do such a thing!
ALRIGHT EVERYBODY WHO HAS THEORIES THAT WE’RE RELATED, LISTEN UP:
SUCH PANSY BLOOD WOULD NOT RUN IN ANY MANLY FAMILY OF MINE! HE IS AN IMPOSTOR OF MY MANLY DESCENDANTS! WE MUST BURN HIM AT THE MANLIEST STAKE TO TEACH HIM A LESSON IN MANLINESS!!!!!!!!
E-excuse me!? I’m plenty manly! Extremely, in fact! Just. Look!
[He takes his coat off]
Wh…..What?
If you were a chick magnet LIKE THE GREAT GUERTENA you WOULD FUCK BOTH
I-I’m not that kind of man! I would never do such a thing!
![[A tall purple haired man stands, one hand placed on his hip. He has a troubled expression on his face.]Ohhhh, drat! It would seem as though I’ve lost my way again… What does that billboard say over there? Ask…box? Huh! What an odd thing to put on a billboard! [He watches it for a bit, and then notices that there’s a white number on the top right corner, surrounded by a red speech bubble. Currently, there are no asks. Maybe someone can fix that?]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m61w7vZoPQ1rzszi4o1_500.png)
[A tall purple haired man stands, one hand placed on his hip. He has a troubled expression on his face.]
Ohhhh, drat! It would seem as though I’ve lost my way again… What does that billboard say over there? Ask…box? Huh! What an odd thing to put on a billboard!
[He watches it for a bit, and then notices that there’s a white number on the top right corner, surrounded by a red speech bubble. Currently, there are no asks. Maybe someone can fix that?]
